When we got to our hostel, it was still too early to get into our room, but we wanted to check in anyway so we could drop off our luggage in their storage room. Our friend Morgan was the one who made the reservation, but somehow it hadn't gone through. We didn't have reservations. Crap. Luckily, the guy managed to find four beds for us - thank God - in a six person dorm two nights and a private four person room the last night. If you are ever in Dublin and want to stay in a hostel, stay at the Times Hostel on College Street. The staff were so helpful, even when we were slightly panicking over not having a place to stay for the night, and the location is incredible. Anyway, we drop 50 euros apiece on our rooms, drop off our luggage and head out to try and find some food. At this point our notion of what time it was was so warped that I could barely wrap my head around the fact that it was only like 10 o'clock in the morning. Between waking up at 3 am, switching to another time zone, and adjusting my watch for daylight savings, my body was just confused. So basically it felt like it should have been at least mid-afternoon. In addition to the marathon going on, it was also a bank holiday, which meant that a lot of pubs and restaurants were also closed, but we found one place that had the Irish breakfast I've been dreaming about since I was last in Ireland four years ago. Poached eggs, bacon, toast. Done.
After that, we wandered around a little more and that is when the theme of our time in Dublin presented itself: magic. Seriously. As my sense of direction has improved dramatically since being abroad (believe it.), I was put in charge of the map. So I'm looking at it, trying to figure out what fun things there are to see in the area, and I see that Dublin Castle should be somewhere nearby - probably only a few blocks away. As we're looking at the map, this very nice Irish girl - who is clearly in a hurry - walks by and asks if we need directions. We decline because we think we have a good idea of where we're going. Turns out the Dublin Castle was literally 20 feet away. We wanted to see it. Bam. It appears. Just a few hours later, we're sitting in another restaurant so one of the other girls can eat lunch and I say offhandedly, "I really want to find this place called the Porterhouse; it's supposed to be amazing." Morgan replies, "You mean that place right there?" And points out the window. Holy shit. It's right across the street. This sort of thing happened multiple times. I'm telling you - Ireland is a magical and wondrous place, where beer and castles appear out of nowhere. I want to move there.Now that I've introduced the Porterhouse, here follows an account of three of the greatest pubs in existence. The Porterhouse, The Brazen Head Inn, and The Temple Bar.
The Porterhouse:
- Dublin's first pub brewery.
- Located in Temple Bar.
- It's like a five stories tall.
- Hard to find a table around dinnertime. They don't take your name down. You have to pounce as soon as one opens up. Competitive Liz may have emerged. We got a table. Nobody got hurt.
- Two words: Oyster. Stout. Yeah, I got adventurous. Yeah, it was amazing. Best beer of my life? Quite possibly.
- Additional three words: Oxtail. Pot. Pie.
- There were potatoes aplenty. And cabbage.
- I could have stayed in the Porterhouse for the entire trip and been happy. Drink, eat, talk, drink more, eat more, you know.
The Brazen Head Inn:
The Temple Bar:
So that's the roundup of my favorite pubs ever ever ever. Other highlights of Dublin included the National Leprechaun Museum, the Guinness Storehouse (really, really cool. You get to see how it's made AND get a free pint at the end. There is really nothing better than Guinness straight from the tap at the place where it's made.), and Saint Patrick's Cathedral, which is absolutely gorgeous. I also went pubbing with my friend Renee from Rice and she introduced me to the most delicious shot on the face of the planet - the baby Guinness. It's just Kaluha in a shot glass with Bailey's poured on top so that it looks like a tiny Guinness. Try it at home. Please.
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- Officially Ireland's oldest pub. Founded 1198.
- The building that houses it now is really young, though. Built in 1668.
- Hangout for badasses like Wolfe Tone, Oliver Bond, and Robert Emmet.
- Michael Collins and other leaders of the War of Independence gathered there too.
- For beer, they have all the winners - Guinness, Harp, Smithwick's.
- I had traditional Irish stew for dinner. Lamb, chunks of potatoes and vegetables.
The Temple Bar:
- Located (obviously) in Temple Bar.
- Classic pub with several bars within it.
- Super friendly people.
- Their food menu is awesome - oysters, Irish cheese plates, etc.
- They have a hundred different sandwiches on their menu. I ordered the Irish Christmas Sandwich - turkey, ham, stuffing, cranberry sauce. Easily the best sandwich of my life. Easily.
- Best part of the Temple Bar - I was finally reunited with my beloved Bulmer's. Got myself a pint because I'm actually legal in Ireland this time around. And it felt so good.
So that's the roundup of my favorite pubs ever ever ever. Other highlights of Dublin included the National Leprechaun Museum, the Guinness Storehouse (really, really cool. You get to see how it's made AND get a free pint at the end. There is really nothing better than Guinness straight from the tap at the place where it's made.), and Saint Patrick's Cathedral, which is absolutely gorgeous. I also went pubbing with my friend Renee from Rice and she introduced me to the most delicious shot on the face of the planet - the baby Guinness. It's just Kaluha in a shot glass with Bailey's poured on top so that it looks like a tiny Guinness. Try it at home. Please.
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| At the Gravity Bar in the Guinness Storehouse. |



















